Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
满意，太满意了，能用这种方式让小时候喜欢的ip重焕青春真好。下次真的再拍个狡猾飞天德吧！
这么简单又老土的剧情，却因为各种crossover和搞笑的对白变得好有趣，超喜欢的一套。🥰
迪士尼：我盗版我自己，让盗版无路可走。片子里的烂梗和出现的迪家版权人物一样多【。
剧情很少儿，没什么意思甚至有点烂。但是梗好多！家底厚疯狂秀版权是吧？要是能把剧本搞得像样一点就好了。
好无趣的电影，真人二维3D疯狂一锅乱炖，毫无情节可言，除了那一大堆客串，不过（猫）（索尼克）的彩蛋是挺好笑的，其他真的是无聊到快睡着。
过期动画明星被绑架去整容拍盗版的设定很精彩，被弃的索尼克还能这么用也是没想到。但是缝合怪电影，no more
好可爱两小只的屁股尾巴ww彩蛋太多了👀回去复习B99咯
有情怀，有致敬，有新想法，还有点现实意义，老IP漫改电影需要往这个方向发展才好啊，不然迪士尼手握这些大IP也太浪费且没有担当了。话说蝙蝠侠版权是怎么搞到的……
奇奇2D有点点丑，蒂蒂3D可爱很多。杂烩配方没有问题，台词稍弱。
这得对动画有多爱才能整明白那么多人物与梗？
Literally the best fan service of 2022 and the heaven for old animation lovers!!! After producing too many suck stream movies during the Covid, it seems Disney finally rediscovered what movie they should make. Anyway it’s a warm work, the classic Disney style, which is also my fav^
其中一星给编剧对玩梗的用心、作为粉丝全程找梗的开心和见到老朋友的暖心。
ugly sonic属实是无语了……😂是想靠自黑挽救一下吗
220530版权狂魔迪士尼再次出手，好多彩蛋好多梗，各种风格的卡通人物都一起登场，虽然故事也是意料之中的简单，但是各种细节太有意思了。女主演技确实一般，拜托正确也要找些有经验点的吧
版权多就是好，可以随心所欲得画。情怀大于剧情，主角团2D搭配3D奇奇怪怪的。
well其实这种真人+2d+3d就感觉会很creepy，但是这个真的是胡搞瞎搞阴阳怪气的，意外的很搞笑，绝对是儿童邪典哈哈哈哈哈，不过我感觉这个目标观众肯定不是儿童。里面把自家的各种恶搞，把角色杂糅进台词，还有各种杂交一样的，还有调侃对家，很皮，感觉在挨揍的边缘疯狂皮。那句meow真的逗，那个预判了你的预判的我的预判式anti-anti- cliche，还是蛮逗的。
松鼠大作战没得说童年+5分，梗1分，其他的我也不知道是什么东西反正凑成了一部电影的元素0.5分。
不知道是不是过了看动画片的年龄，最近没有一部值得我打高星
这有啥意思啊，知道你迪士尼的ip多，所以现在就靠卖情怀了么，而且一口一个黑人美女，尬不尬啊，天天舔黑人也不腻么，以前有多喜欢迪士尼，现在就有多厌恶迪士尼
比较神奇的电影，没法评价。感觉把彼得潘的形象给毁了
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