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分类： 喜剧片 2009

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    在伪纪录片中突然出现配乐是一件很出戏的事情，个人感觉为了烘托气氛可以用背景噪声来代替，如《老无所依》里的火车的经过声和气流声，所以很喜欢the empty wake在这里非常巧妙了运用了外面的警报声和逐步逼近的飓风噪音。个人认为最差的是第三个（貌似还是最多人喜欢的😂），廉价的3d游戏视效实在有些无法忍受了，那位特警大哥子弹都停了你为啥还继续抖呢😂

  • 枫运 1小时前 :

    一开我以为看错片了，打开的是波洛的爱情故事，后面发现又不是，到最后原来的确是。。。

  • 竹昭懿 1小时前 :

    能拍得跟《东方快车》一样无聊也真是不容易。政治都这么正确了居然没想起带个黄种人上船么。加朵美还是美的。

  • 狂姝艳 4小时前 :

    为什么这个完全没有能力的自恋白男导演一直有这么好的资源啊！！◡ ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ ┻━┻

  • 鹏震 4小时前 :

    第一部东方列车不怎么好看，这次纯粹冲着盖尔加朵去的。结果比东方列车好看多了，场面阵容表演角色塑造都不错，节奏也比较紧凑。作为一部侦探片的缺点大概是推理部分太弱，角色一出场就看到头了没啥悬念，“每个人都有动机每个人都可能是凶手”的紧张气氛没堆叠起来。

  • 菲萱 0小时前 :

    作为原著爱好者，这必然是个魔改化电影了。主角的三人都不合适气质以外，合并了原著人物不说，还改变了人物背景，开枪等细节不符合常理，导演兼话痨的波罗还疯狂给自己加戏，除了庞大的布景属实缺乏看点。

  • 法和玉 7小时前 :

    一些情节也是很奇怪

  • 闵琛瑞 9小时前 :

    女神好美，女同幸存，阿婆泉下莫怪，继续多拍多拍为敬，票价十五块IMAX版周六晚八点黄金场。

  • 费浩思 8小时前 :

    ②从东方快车到尼罗河，肯尼思·布拉纳构建的犯罪世界充满了人类最原始的欲望，由欲望带来的阴谋与杀戮，而这种属于人类始祖的激情是无法用现代的法律来制裁的。

  • 柔骞 2小时前 :

    第2个《守夜》那个故事恐怖氛围营造的是真的好

  • 邴绮琴 8小时前 :

    这部电影完全应该在情人节上映。乐。||一个两面性很明显的电影。从原著角度看，这次改编是面目全非到让人愤怒的程度；从一无所知的观众的角度，这部电影，用我爸妈的话来说，“越看越精彩”。抛开剧情和改编等等，这部电影是非常传统的学院派戏剧，来自莎士比亚的戏剧感非常重——毕竟是肯尼斯·布拉纳拍的，更别提出色的构图和布光了。此外各个元素的加入也可以接受，歌曲都很有意思，歌词说男人头脑简单，然后镜头转到艾米·汉莫，乐死。我觉得值得诟病的有两点：①人人都知道会发生谋杀，而在等待中显得前期推进太慢；②盖尔加朵出场时的大特写拍得不好看。

  • 盖伟志 7小时前 :

    居然用了一半的篇幅做案发前的铺垫，作为侦探片这节奏掌控是不是也太随意了点。。。不过比起前作“东方列车”，多了不少风光可看，还挺美的….

  • 理初柔 9小时前 :

    盖尔·加朵美绝了，豆瓣评分也低得有点莫名。尼罗河畔的所有风景都让我甚为怀念19年底在埃及的近半个月回忆，每一处场景都记忆犹新。

  • 都淑贤 7小时前 :

    两位女性角色绝美，很配，杰奎琳不输林内特，反而放大在荧幕上很出彩，有点点玛格特罗比的影子。（开场凯瑟琳也很美）

  • 瓮冰真 4小时前 :

    能做到从头错到尾没一场戏是“合格”的也是挺厉害。

  • 潍震 8小时前 :

    拍得像剧本杀，就是走个过程，每个人都依次出来挨个查一遍，最后再结案，感觉整个过程不够紧凑也不够缜密，没有破案的参与感和沉浸感，有点断裂不够连贯，开头和结尾有些莫名其妙 中间稀里糊涂。

  • 池筠心 9小时前 :

    个人觉得比《东方快车谋杀案》差。如果说前作还能凭借《最后的晚餐》式构图与黑白闪回加些画面分的话，这一部甚至连摄影构图都显得偷懒了。除了依次掠过每个人的那个毫无新意的长镜头，很难找出还有什么让我印象深刻的点，对原作更大的改编幅度也造成了不少难以自圆其说的剧情Bug。更不用说艾米•汉莫那灾难式的演技，令我在观影过程中不住地翻白眼……

  • 瑞俊弼 7小时前 :

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  • 隆初柔 9小时前 :

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  • 曦枫 7小时前 :

    为什么要给波洛加这么多无聊的东西？又是种族，又是同性，又是感情戏。喜欢波洛不代表我会对他的胡子感兴趣。彼得·乌斯蒂诺夫的版本我不知道看了多少遍，可以说看的越多就越讨厌这个版本。“恶心，恶心呐！”还有就是，我觉得盖尔·加朵不适合演琳内特。

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